http://www.brilliantidiot.com/ The Radio Play: Where God Went Wrong. Just how far do you have to go in the afterlife to simply sit for a nice, quiet cup of tea? en-us Copyright BrilliantIdiot.com 2004-2005 Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT 60 http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode1.mp3 God's First and Biggest Mistake. In which our hero wakes up dead. After unsuccessfully trying to will himself into oblivion, he resolves to find a nice, peaceful place to spend eternity. Even better if it serves up the perfect cup of tea. This turns out to be easier imagined than achieved. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode2.mp3 Just Wait a Minute! I'll bet you think it's an eternity waiting for your turn at the take out. Just how long do you think you'd have to wait in the afterlife for your turn to sit on an empty park bench? Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode3.mp3 Shoe Theory. An explanation of Shoe Theory and its close relationship with inter-dimensional travel. Sock Theory is also touched upon. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode4.mp3 The Rules. Before we go any farther, there are rules here! Watch out for rule 13. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode5.mp3 We're Here to Help. Just when you think it's safe to begin that search for the perfect cup of tea - and a nice quiet place to drink it.... Slegnas swoop in to, (ugh!), "help" Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode6.mp3 The Tenth Life of Cats. Inside the Zen Nehilistic Existential Space Modulator aka The Universe According to Cats. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode7.mp3 A Piece of Heaven. Our hero might just get a break after all. A bad landing puts him among idylic meadows, a peaceful waterfall... and there's even some company. ... for now... Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode8.mp3 The Sad Fate of Aunt Mabel. Better be careful what you wish for - you might not get it. Our hero is offered not just one cup of tea, but a wide variety of choices. What could possible go wrong now? And we meet (whisper this in your head as you read this) ... Aunt Mabel. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode9.mp3 Central Station. A chance to get away from it all? Better brush up on your Rules for this one. Watch out for the close encounter with very fresh milk. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode10.mp3 Is It Behind Door Number One...?. Oh goodie - more "help". This time, some guidance around the station and a peak behind some of the - (don't open that!) - doors. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode12.mp3 Well, Slap in the Face with a Wet Herring... (oops, er, Salmon. (aka Slegnas in Space... read that title with a lot of reverb in your head to get the full effect). Sometimes you can be soooo close to the very thing you're looking for. I mean, sooooo close… Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode13.mp3 The Keyboard Test. How to get what you want out of the Universal 'Yes' machine. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode14.mp3 Central Station. Home Sweet Home. The more things stay the same, the more they change. Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode15.mp3 The Shrine of the Book of Cheats. All Hail the Book of Cheats - and the Great Cuppa! (Oh. You actually want to drink that tea?) Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT http://www.brilliantidiot.com/Blogs/audio/Episode16.mp3 The Blue Box. A miraculous healing.. and even a nice hot cup of tea... until the sequel… Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:00:00 GMT